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    • I Hope Douche Baggery Skips a Generation
      Don’t forget to update your blogrolls and replace The Catherinette Chronicles with Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me. My dad is a douche bag. A big old dirty douche bag. He pretty much walked out the door when my sister and I were little. We could always rely on his unreliability. He would come and go [...]
    • Looking for that Open Door
      They say when one door closes another one opens.  Seems like the door has been closed on this blog, and most of the other Twolia blogs.  Those of us that have been writing for Twolia for awhile are pretty bummed out.  It was a good gig and it was fun to be a part of [...]
    • If You Want My Body, And You Think I’m Sexy, Come On Baby Let Me Know
      Oh, mom, you’re so special… Yesterday I took the day off of work to head up to New York with some friends for the day. Nothing quite like playing hookey from work in the middle of the week to take a road trip. While I was there I got a voicemail message from my sister: Here [...]
    • You Know Who Is Awesome? Me. You Know Who Is Not? Claude.
      First of all, what the hell is up with this tiny font?  Seriously, WTF.  Stupid Mondays, I blame it on you. Second, this morning I received some super awesome news: one of my photographs is being used by BBC News on their UK site.  The only thing that super stinks is that the page is only [...]
    • A Kiss is Still a Kiss
      This happened 2 years ago yesterday, but it still brings a smile to my face.  Yeah, he turned out to be a total douche bag from hell, but whatever.  What makes him a douche bag from hell?  Easy: He was dating someone when we knocked boots over the summer - though he claimed that he was still single. The [...]

He’s So Dreamy

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

Remember the time that I threatened to only provide high level info about Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown?  Well, I lied.  He’s far too dreamy to keep all to myself and I feel you should all bask in the warmth of his dreaminess…He’s so dreamy.
He’s got a truck that he bought a little bit ago, it’s [...]

Filed under: 3D, crush, dating, dreamy, secret boyfriend | 17 Comments »

No Soup For You

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

There’s nothing like scalding your sore throat with hot soup on a warm spring day.  Seriously, I’m surprised that my throat isn’t bleeding just about now.  It fucking hurts.  A lot.
I’m starving to death now.  I haven’t eaten anything aside from a Popsicle and some sherbert.  Everyone always says that soup is good for you [...]

Filed under: Lola, Muffy, boo | 13 Comments »

Just the Tip Tuesday (05/27/08)

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

I have Strep Throat.  I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.  I blame this on all of you.  Each and everyone of you.  So, while you guys stare at the hotness that is Jude Law, remember that I’m suffering with the most painful sore throat ever described in the history of the world.

I guarantee that [...]

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Goodbye Forever

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

My throat hurts.  My body aches.  I’m sweating.  I’m dizzy.  I’m not going to make it.  I’m on my deathbed, I can just feel it. 
Lord only knows how it happened, but I managed to contract the world’s deadliest and most painful version of the flu.  I’ve never had a sore throat as painful as this [...]

Filed under: 3D, boo, dating | 19 Comments »