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Just the Tip Tuesday (05/20/08)

If you’re like me, you have a special soft spot for a hot man with a silky smooth voice.  There’s a time when we all dream of having just such a man serenade us. Today is a very special Just the Tip Tuesday, it’s a two-fer-Tuesday AND both of today’s features are fine musicians.  I would gladly climb aboard either one.

Ladies and boys who like boys, may I present you with Gavin Rossdale and my new favorite song “Love Remains the Same.”  That Gwen Stefani is one lucky little bitch.

And, for your second hot hottie from Hotterton, it’s Dave Matthews with “Stay or Leave.”

Please to enjoy and don’t forget to go and download both on itunes.

14 Responses

  1. Dave Matthews makes me so hot. I would be forced to be nasty, depraved things to him.

    He is pretty fine. Mama likey. -CS

  2. Gawd, Gavin Rossdale is beautiful.

    Don’t you just want him to spank you? Or is that just me that feels that way? -CS

  3. I could think of a lot of things I’d like him to do to me, spanking is only one.

    And you know, the more I look at that photo of him there, the more I realize that my bartender bears a striking resemblance. No wonder I love him so much.

    He is so freaking hot. He could easily lure me into the backseat of any car, it wouldn’t even have to be a Mustang. -CS

  4. Stay or Leave makes me cry, but I still love me some Dave.

    Man, the things I would do to that Gavin Rossdale…

    The song is so beautiful. Sunday was the first time I heard it. I have since had it on repeat. Thank god I don’t obsess over things. -CS

  5. He’s beautiful and all that Gavin.

    My hottness from hottieville is Anderson Cooper. yeah, he’s doesn’t play on my team…..big deal. I can still dream.

    I wrote a post on him the other day….must be dream of the hotties week.

    Peace
    #2

    Anderson Cooper is totally dreamy. I would do him. -CS

  6. Dave Matthews? Really? I’m totally with you on that super hot British studmuffin, but Dave Matthews? I just don’t get it…

    BT dubs – This is only the first Tip Tuesday I’ve disagreed with you on. You usually have excellent man meat taste.

    Frankly, I’m not the biggest Dave Matthews’ fan but I have to admit that I do find him to be quite sexy.

    Oh how I heart you for using “BT dubs”, even if it’s because you disagree with today’s magical posting. -CS

  7. Gavin is NOT a BAD LOOKING BANANNA !!
    But Michael Buble has my heart !

    Michael Buble and I go way, way back. I also love him. -CS

  8. He played in the movie Constantine.

    He was HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He’s the only good thing about that movie. What a waste of 2 hours I’ll never get back. -CS

  9. I’ve been salivating over Gavin since 1995. Personally, I always thought he could do better than Gwen… like me.

    I’ll totally girl fight you for him. -CS

  10. Hey – didn’t you have a fancy schmancy mix tape thing on your blog a while back? Where’d you get that from?

    Maybe I do, maybe I don’t… -CS

  11. Actually, I believe Gavin is thankful for Gwen seeing he’s not had a hit in about 10 years.

    Is that why he supposedly cheated on her? -CS

  12. Dave Matthews is eight different kinds of lame. Boo to you and that terrible, horrible band.

    Listen, I know he sucks. I really do, but he’s hot and I like that ONE song. That’s it. Everything else he does is overrated and lame. -CS

  13. Oh the dirty, dirty things Gavin and I did between my sheets in college! Well, actually, he wasn’t really present & it was more like the dirty, dirty things I used to do to him while staring up at my roomate’s Bush poster (don’t read into that more than you have to…it was the name of his band, people!)
    Dreamy Gavin….those were the days…

    Look here, missy, while you were busy fantasizing about him I was totally doing him every night. The worst part was when I would wake up the next morning and the reality set in that it was just a dream.

    Hey, what’s Brown doing right now? -CS

  14. First time I hung out with Bobby D, we saw him and Gwen at the movies!

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