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    • I Hope Douche Baggery Skips a Generation
      Don’t forget to update your blogrolls and replace The Catherinette Chronicles with Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me. My dad is a douche bag. A big old dirty douche bag. He pretty much walked out the door when my sister and I were little. We could always rely on his unreliability. He would come and go [...]
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      Oh, mom, you’re so special… Yesterday I took the day off of work to head up to New York with some friends for the day. Nothing quite like playing hookey from work in the middle of the week to take a road trip. While I was there I got a voicemail message from my sister: Here [...]
    • You Know Who Is Awesome? Me. You Know Who Is Not? Claude.
      First of all, what the hell is up with this tiny font?  Seriously, WTF.  Stupid Mondays, I blame it on you. Second, this morning I received some super awesome news: one of my photographs is being used by BBC News on their UK site.  The only thing that super stinks is that the page is only [...]
    • A Kiss is Still a Kiss
      This happened 2 years ago yesterday, but it still brings a smile to my face.  Yeah, he turned out to be a total douche bag from hell, but whatever.  What makes him a douche bag from hell?  Easy: He was dating someone when we knocked boots over the summer - though he claimed that he was still single. The [...]

Boom Boomisms

Posted on May 19, 2008 by Catherinette

It’s been almost a week since I found that message that would bring me close to a heart attack.  At the time, I was ready to just die of humiliation.  So strange to think how things can change so drastically in just a matter of days.  All of it seem like nothing now.  I’m in [...]

Filed under: Boom Boom, awesome, funny | 8 Comments »

More Funny Things That Foxy Says

Posted on May 19, 2008 by Catherinette

Being a girl it’s the law that I tell everyone that will listen about my date with Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown (now known as 3D).  Foxy is the lucky one that gets to hear about it for the rest of the day.  Witness the exchange:

Foxy: Have you told him we have been making fun of [...]

Filed under: Foxy Luv, conversations, dating, funny | 4 Comments »

The First Date Recap

Posted on May 19, 2008 by Catherinette

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to describe my date last night: Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown.
That is all.

Filed under: dating, single | 18 Comments »