Let me give you a little dating tip: when you’re getting ready to go out on a first date with someone, resist the urge to cut your bangs.
WHAT HAVE I DONE??
Oh god. He’s going to notice. Why on god’s green earth did I pick today of all days to trim my bangs? WHY?? Seriously, it’s bad. I did something similar when I was a freshman in high school-on yearbook picture day. I was immortalized in pictures with the most jacked up bangs anyone had ever seen. Two different lengths, both of which were too short.
How am I going to explain this? There’s really no reasonable explanation, other than I 3 sheets to the wind and took scissors to my hair to punish myself for all of the mistakes I’ve made in life. Somehow, I don’t think he’ll understand.
A hat. Perhaps I will wear a hat. After all, we are meeting at a bar. Plus, it helps to cover up the afro that the wonderful rain has given me.
Fuck. FUCK!!
Thank freaking god I didn’t do anything to my eyebrows…though there is still time.
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The uneven look is soooo in right now!!
Oh yeah, totally awesome. I’m sure Vogue will be calling me any minute. -CS
Maybe you could spray it into submission?
Take all the hair at the front and twist it back and clasp it or something.
Clipped back. That’s the way to go. -CS
Women have hair? I’ll be damned.
Now I’m concerned and seriously considering that protective order. -CS
This is when a huge pimple would come in handy.
He would be so taken back by the sheer size of the pimple, the bangs would not even be noticeable.
Peace
#2
Simone was trying to make her presence known, thankfully I was able to talk her down into submission. I have a better trick: boobs. The more cleavage that’s shown, the less likely he’d be to stare at my hair. It worked. -CS
Post pics! Just cover the eyes if you are afraid of being recognized.
Let me think about that for a minute…No. -CS
Argh, I’ve done that. I did it right before a vacation where everybody and their cousin (it was a family trip, after all) seemed to have a camera. I believe it was the photos that inspired me to grow them out. And then my previous hair lady accidentally created them again. Hence the previous.
I have also literally waxed skin off of my face and tinkered with a stye to the point of having my eye swollen shut on the first day of a new job when photo i.d.’s were being taken.
Bet you have tons of those pictures scattered around the house to remember the good times.
Home waxing is always a bad idea. Never ever do it. -CS
Lacquer whatever is leftover up and to the back…oh, and your bangs, too.
I fixed them. It’s much better now. Pinning them back makes everything seem so much better. -CS
I’m glad it all worked out. I’ve been there, sister!
Maybe it’s the jacked up bangs that helped me score a second date. -CS
Bobby D is harmless, I promise. The only thing you have to worry about are long emails from him.
OK, thank god that I’m not the only who has done a “pre date cocktail and clean up session” that has gone horribly awry.
I’m a decent looking guy with long hair. I had a hot date a few months ago with a guy whos “peen” may as well have had something like “my 401(k) is bigger than yours, I speak three languages, and can make you nut without even touching you” tattooed on it.
I, having not had a proper haircut in about a month, thought it would be a good idea to trim up some “fly aways,” make a great impression with my style and charm….etc.
I ended up with merlot-mouth and a bald spot. I told Super Hot Date that I’d had to deface myself because of a frat house dare. I graduated from college FIVE years ago. He believed me.
Y’all, stay AWAY from the snippers and the liqours…at least in tandem.