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    • I Hope Douche Baggery Skips a Generation
      Don’t forget to update your blogrolls and replace The Catherinette Chronicles with Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me. My dad is a douche bag. A big old dirty douche bag. He pretty much walked out the door when my sister and I were little. We could always rely on his unreliability. He would come and go [...]
    • Looking for that Open Door
      They say when one door closes another one opens.  Seems like the door has been closed on this blog, and most of the other Twolia blogs.  Those of us that have been writing for Twolia for awhile are pretty bummed out.  It was a good gig and it was fun to be a part of [...]
    • If You Want My Body, And You Think I’m Sexy, Come On Baby Let Me Know
      Oh, mom, you’re so special… Yesterday I took the day off of work to head up to New York with some friends for the day. Nothing quite like playing hookey from work in the middle of the week to take a road trip. While I was there I got a voicemail message from my sister: Here [...]
    • You Know Who Is Awesome? Me. You Know Who Is Not? Claude.
      First of all, what the hell is up with this tiny font?  Seriously, WTF.  Stupid Mondays, I blame it on you. Second, this morning I received some super awesome news: one of my photographs is being used by BBC News on their UK site.  The only thing that super stinks is that the page is only [...]
    • A Kiss is Still a Kiss
      This happened 2 years ago yesterday, but it still brings a smile to my face.  Yeah, he turned out to be a total douche bag from hell, but whatever.  What makes him a douche bag from hell?  Easy: He was dating someone when we knocked boots over the summer - though he claimed that he was still single. The [...]

Dating Tips From Catherinette

Posted on May 18, 2008 by Catherinette

Let me give you a little dating tip: when you’re getting ready to go out on a first date with someone, resist the urge to cut your bangs.
WHAT HAVE I DONE??
Oh god.  He’s going to notice.  Why on god’s green earth did I pick today of all days to trim my bangs?  WHY??  Seriously, it’s [...]

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Blogger’s Remorse

Posted on May 18, 2008 by Catherinette

As I was holding my plastic cup filled with beer, shouting over the loud music while watching a bunch of young 20-something year olds try to mate with one another something struck me: I miss the place that shall not be named. 
I blame this predicimant on the blog.  Ergh.  If only I had just kept everything [...]

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