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Posted on May 9, 2008 by Catherinette

I’m on the phone with Foxy right now, and was just bitching about telling her how long it’s been since the last time I saw a peen and how I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I saw one.  She said,

You put it under your pillow, and the tooth fairy brings you a [...]

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TMI Friday

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Catherinette

There was a period of time that I was desperate to have a baby.  I even attempted to convince Un-boyfriend to consider the possibility of the 2 of us having one together.  I’ve come to realize that I was totally mental and am now happy to lead a child-free existence.  There are 3 main reasons [...]

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An Open Letter

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Catherinette

Dear One Date Wonder,
I’m very much looking forward to cashing in on that bet that you lost.  Mmm…there’s nothing like the taste of free booze and gloating about being right.
Your friend who won the bet,
Catherinette

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