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    • I Hope Douche Baggery Skips a Generation
      Don’t forget to update your blogrolls and replace The Catherinette Chronicles with Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me. My dad is a douche bag. A big old dirty douche bag. He pretty much walked out the door when my sister and I were little. We could always rely on his unreliability. He would come and go [...]
    • Looking for that Open Door
      They say when one door closes another one opens.  Seems like the door has been closed on this blog, and most of the other Twolia blogs.  Those of us that have been writing for Twolia for awhile are pretty bummed out.  It was a good gig and it was fun to be a part of [...]
    • If You Want My Body, And You Think I’m Sexy, Come On Baby Let Me Know
      Oh, mom, you’re so special… Yesterday I took the day off of work to head up to New York with some friends for the day. Nothing quite like playing hookey from work in the middle of the week to take a road trip. While I was there I got a voicemail message from my sister: Here [...]
    • You Know Who Is Awesome? Me. You Know Who Is Not? Claude.
      First of all, what the hell is up with this tiny font?  Seriously, WTF.  Stupid Mondays, I blame it on you. Second, this morning I received some super awesome news: one of my photographs is being used by BBC News on their UK site.  The only thing that super stinks is that the page is only [...]
    • A Kiss is Still a Kiss
      This happened 2 years ago yesterday, but it still brings a smile to my face.  Yeah, he turned out to be a total douche bag from hell, but whatever.  What makes him a douche bag from hell?  Easy: He was dating someone when we knocked boots over the summer - though he claimed that he was still single. The [...]

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Posted on May 6, 2008 by Catherinette

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Enforce This

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Catherinette

Guess what, kids?  That horrible yellow abomination that was parked in front of my house the other day-you know, the one I called the cops about?  It’s freaking gone!  Those stupid bastards decided to park it in their driveway (which is where it originally belonged) instead of right in front of my house.
Thank you, Baltimore [...]

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An Open Letter to Foxy

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Catherinette

Dear Foxy,
I’d like to welcome you to the 21st Century.  There’s this new invention that you may or may not have heard of.  We call this “call waiting”.  You see, it allows people to call you even though you’re on the other line.  You’d actually hear a beeping and could switch over to see who [...]

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Bad Decision Blvd.

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Catherinette

Guess who has another secret boyfriend??  Me!!  Me!!
I’m working on a few projects with a manager from another site.  This man has a voice like velvet, and frequently CK and I spend the bulk of the meetings IMing each other about the fine quality of his voice.  He happens to be here for the week, [...]

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Just the Tip Tuesday (05/06/08)

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Catherinette

Let us take a moment to thank the little baby Jesus and all the woodland creatures for Tuesdays.  Oh how they seem so much better now that Just the Tip Tuesdays have started.
Today, we have a very special treat.  As many of you know, Sex and the City will be hitting theatres in the next few [...]

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