Mmm…Chicken

I love the smell of fried chicken, I really do.  I do not in any way, shape or form, however, like it when the smell of fried chicken is eminating from my own body.  Day 5 of Strep Throatathon 2008 is in full swing.  The throat is feeling better, much, much better.  Today, however, I [...]

I’m Not Dead, Yet

I just can’t catch a god damned break.  First, the stinking Strep and accompanying fever that makes me sweat like a fat man.  Then I am robbed of the Duran Duran concert.  THEN I’m robbed of my next date with 3D.  Plus there’s nothing to watch on TV.  Nothing.  Not a damned thing.  That’s right, [...]

He’s So Dreamy

Remember the time that I threatened to only provide high level info about Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown?  Well, I lied.  He’s far too dreamy to keep all to myself and I feel you should all bask in the warmth of his dreaminess…He’s so dreamy.
He’s got a truck that he bought a little bit ago, it’s [...]

No Soup For You

There’s nothing like scalding your sore throat with hot soup on a warm spring day.  Seriously, I’m surprised that my throat isn’t bleeding just about now.  It fucking hurts.  A lot.
I’m starving to death now.  I haven’t eaten anything aside from a Popsicle and some sherbert.  Everyone always says that soup is good for you [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (05/27/08)

I have Strep Throat.  I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.  I blame this on all of you.  Each and everyone of you.  So, while you guys stare at the hotness that is Jude Law, remember that I’m suffering with the most painful sore throat ever described in the history of the world.

I guarantee that [...]

Goodbye Forever

My throat hurts.  My body aches.  I’m sweating.  I’m dizzy.  I’m not going to make it.  I’m on my deathbed, I can just feel it. 
Lord only knows how it happened, but I managed to contract the world’s deadliest and most painful version of the flu.  I’ve never had a sore throat as painful as this [...]

Sunday Musings

Ah, there’s nothing like a Sunday Pajama Jammy Jam (wow, I can’t believe I freaking just wrote that-I’m so lame) on a holiday weekend.  It’s almost 2:00 on a Sunday afternoon and I’m still in bed.  Technically I haven’t been in bed the whole time since I didn’t get home until 9:00 this morning.  [Notice [...]

Appropriate Workplace Humor

There’s nothing like calling your work friends “hookers” and catching a quick feel in the hallway when no one’s looking.  We all know that Foxy is funny and that from time to time we have work conversations that are less than professional.  As a matter of fact, I’m surprised that we haven’t been sent to [...]