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    • No, My Daddy is NOT a Baker, nor is He a Thief
      We have all heard them, those cheesy ass lines that make us want to vomit right on the feet of the person delivering them.  There are some “classic ones” Is your daddy a thief?  Because he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes. Or Is your daddy a baker?  Because your buns are [...]
    • Dating a Dud
      This afternoon we had 50 new employees start at Investments r Us.  Back in the day, I used to manage the new classes.  Typically it was a good time.  I enjoyed interacting with all the new kids, there was a ton of gossip, AND I also took it as an opportunity to stake my claim [...]
    • Kate Gosselin is The Devil
      A few days ago, I wrote a Twitter about Kate Gosselin: Dear Kate Gosselin, your hair is a crime against humanity. Also, your 15 minutes are up. A few minutes later, I received a tweet from one of my fellow Twolia bloggers, Deanna who wanted to defend Kate’s “honor”.  She challenged me to a duel.  How on earth could [...]
    • How Not to Gain 1 Billion Pounds Over the Holiday
      It starts with Halloween and ends with New Year’s.  The time of year when we all find any excuse to pack on the pounds and blame it on the holidays.  This year, I’m doing something different: I’m going to join forces with the ladies of Operation Muffin Top(ple) to attempt to keep my weight in [...]
    • Dot Com Dating
      When I was 16 years old, I met a cute boy at a college fair. Polo Boy was a Junior at a local high school, he played water polo, he volunteered at his church, he was funny, he was dreamy, and most importantly, he was interested in me. On the day we met, way back [...]

Mmm…Chicken

Posted on May 30, 2008 by Catherinette

I love the smell of fried chicken, I really do.  I do not in any way, shape or form, however, like it when the smell of fried chicken is eminating from my own body.  Day 5 of Strep Throatathon 2008 is in full swing.  The throat is feeling better, much, much better.  Today, however, I [...]

Filed under: annoying, boo, gross | 14 Comments »

I’m Not Dead, Yet

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Catherinette

I just can’t catch a god damned break.  First, the stinking Strep and accompanying fever that makes me sweat like a fat man.  Then I am robbed of the Duran Duran concert.  THEN I’m robbed of my next date with 3D.  Plus there’s nothing to watch on TV.  Nothing.  Not a damned thing.  That’s right, [...]

Filed under: 3D, Foxy Luv, One Date Wonder, boo | 20 Comments »

He’s So Dreamy

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

Remember the time that I threatened to only provide high level info about Dreamy Dreamboat from Dreamtown?  Well, I lied.  He’s far too dreamy to keep all to myself and I feel you should all bask in the warmth of his dreaminess…He’s so dreamy.
He’s got a truck that he bought a little bit ago, it’s [...]

Filed under: 3D, crush, dating, dreamy, secret boyfriend | 17 Comments »

No Soup For You

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

There’s nothing like scalding your sore throat with hot soup on a warm spring day.  Seriously, I’m surprised that my throat isn’t bleeding just about now.  It fucking hurts.  A lot.
I’m starving to death now.  I haven’t eaten anything aside from a Popsicle and some sherbert.  Everyone always says that soup is good for you [...]

Filed under: Lola, Muffy, boo | 13 Comments »

Just the Tip Tuesday (05/27/08)

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

I have Strep Throat.  I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.  I blame this on all of you.  Each and everyone of you.  So, while you guys stare at the hotness that is Jude Law, remember that I’m suffering with the most painful sore throat ever described in the history of the world.

I guarantee that [...]

Filed under: just the tip | 13 Comments »

Goodbye Forever

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Catherinette

My throat hurts.  My body aches.  I’m sweating.  I’m dizzy.  I’m not going to make it.  I’m on my deathbed, I can just feel it. 
Lord only knows how it happened, but I managed to contract the world’s deadliest and most painful version of the flu.  I’ve never had a sore throat as painful as this [...]

Filed under: 3D, boo, dating | 19 Comments »

Sunday Musings

Posted on May 25, 2008 by Catherinette

Ah, there’s nothing like a Sunday Pajama Jammy Jam (wow, I can’t believe I freaking just wrote that-I’m so lame) on a holiday weekend.  It’s almost 2:00 on a Sunday afternoon and I’m still in bed.  Technically I haven’t been in bed the whole time since I didn’t get home until 9:00 this morning.  [Notice [...]

Filed under: 3D, dating | Leave a Comment »

Appropriate Workplace Humor

Posted on May 23, 2008 by Catherinette

There’s nothing like calling your work friends “hookers” and catching a quick feel in the hallway when no one’s looking.  We all know that Foxy is funny and that from time to time we have work conversations that are less than professional.  As a matter of fact, I’m surprised that we haven’t been sent to [...]

Filed under: Foxy Luv, funny, thankless job | 15 Comments »

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