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Just the Tip Tuesday (04/29/08)

Today’s the last Tuesday in April.  As a special farewell to April, I bring you the nameless body of some hot young Abercrombie model.

Let’s not worry about his face.  Nor the fact that the kid is probably like 17 years old.  Instead, let’s just focus on his hot body and the fact that he’s pulling down his pants just for me.

Now, let’s all thank Lauren for this picture because she’s the one that found it.  This edition of Just the Tip Tuesday is dedicated to you, my friend!

14 Responses

  1. There is something wrong with this one’s arms. You’re going to ban me from commenting on Tuesdays, aren’t you?

    Comment all you want. I’ll just shake my head while I’m reading it. -CS

  2. OH MY GOD. You rock ; )

    Sorry LoveOfMyLife, but so does he ; ) He makes you so, so sorry that you decided to remove your name from the Abercrombie email list…

    He’s spicy hot. How could I resist? -CS

  3. *drool*

    I know! Right? -CS

  4. Looking at his complete lack of body hair, you do realise there is a good chance that he suffers from alopecia.

    Could you make do with a completely bald man, even with a washboard stomach?

    I have zero problems with that. -CS

  5. Face, who needs a face?

    I know I don’t. -CS

  6. i knew a guy once who was an abercrombie model – true story!

    Did you know him or did you “know” him? -CS

  7. Ripped abs + my tongue = NICE!!!

    Frankly, I prefer my tongue on those abs. Not yours. -CS

  8. There are a few men in real life who would be SO much hotter if they were headless just like this guy.

    This is a most excellent point. -CS

  9. Can I lick him? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

    The line forms to the left. -CS

  10. yummy. just plain yummy

    Goes well with honey. -CS

  11. speaking of 12 year old behavior…i forgot my password. do i have one? i think i do but lost it along with some brain cells i think.

    I sent it to your email address. -CS

  12. Mmmmmmmm.

    Delicious! -CS

  13. I loathe Abercrombie & Fitch.

    Join the club. Their models, however, are hot. -CS

  14. delish.

    Mmm hmm! -CS

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