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Do it!

I just learned the coolest trick EVER!!  Now I will share it with you:

Press the Alt and F4 keys at the same time.

10 Responses

  1. Now why would you go and learn us to do that!
    you’re lucky I came back ;)

    Now you can share it with all of your friends! -CS

  2. Haha Nice Try!!! I almost fell for it until I remembered the consequences. Such a bitch move!!! SWEET!!!

    Me? A bitch?? Never!! -CS

  3. whoa now there’s 2 of you. creepy.

    I’m going to be taking over the world. -CS

  4. Ctrl + Alt + Arrow Key is one of my favorites. ; )

    You leave your computer unlocked, you get flipped. You should see the intern’s face when they come back to their seat… Great stuff I tell you.

    I love doing that to people and then locking their computer. For some reason people get all confused when the have to unlock it and it’s all upside down. Ah, life’s small joys. -CS

  5. Now you’re just mean!!

    :) -CS

  6. You are *so* easily amused little girl! ;P But seeing as I’m the “tech” person in my office… I think I’ve got a clue. ha..ha.ha…

    I totally am easily amused. -CS

  7. I still don’t trust you since April Fool’s day.

    I’m surprised that you trusted me before that. -CS

  8. How does that work on the Mac?

    If only I know. Thanks for rubbing it in that I have crappy technology while you have a glorious Mac. -CS

  9. nice one! good for getting out of something quickly at work as well.

    I’m totally going to start sending emails at work with that info. To my boss. -CS

  10. Try this: hold down “Windows” key and press “M”.

    And like an ass, I tried it. Good one! -CS

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