Do it!

I just learned the coolest trick EVER!!  Now I will share it with you:
Press the Alt and F4 keys at the same time.

When Bad Days Happen to Good People

There are 3 indicators that this is going to be a very bad day:

I sauntered into the office 30 minutes late today because we had been told that all the managers were going to be in an off site meeting today.  Turns out that the “off site” part was cancelled and now it’s just being [...]

You Whore!

God, I’m so mature.  I really am.  I’m in the middle of IM’ing a friend of mine and I swear the conversation goes like this:

Me: What’s up, whore?
Her: You’re a whore.
Me: Prove it.
Her: Bite me.
Me: Whatever.  I’m so cool.
Her: Yeah, for a whore.
Me: It takes one to know one and you know them all.

We’re talking [...]