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Just the Tip Tuesday (04/22/08)

I’m tired.  Tired as [insert something really funny right here].  Work with me, people.  I got about 4 hours of sleep last night as I was in NYC all day yesterday and we didn’t get home until late.  Very, very late.  Yet I’m dedicated and ready for another Just the Tip Tuesday.  Frankly, it’s the only thing that got me out of bed this morning.

How could you say no to a body like this?  Reese Witherspoon is a lucky, lucky woman.  Ladies and boys that like boys, let me present to you Jake Gyllenhaal.

And those eyes!  Know what they say to me?  Dirty, dirty things that aren’t fit to print.

13 Responses

  1. Lady, you make Tuesdays wonderful. Well, the tippers make Tuesdays wonderful, you bring them into better focus. have some coffee and a great day!

    The tips really do make it easier to make it through the day. -CS

  2. He’s not bad looking but I honestly think that Brokeback Mountain ruined him for me. He was such a weeny in that movie. He’s going to have some super sexy-straight role for him to win my heart back

    He’s a total weenuss (weenie + wuss) in that movie, but I don’t care. He is hot. Hot like fire. -CS

  3. oh girl, he can be my just the tip weekly…and by weekly…i mean…yeah. weekly.

    I know exactly what you mean. -CS

  4. Jake was pretty young in that picture. I’ve seen more recent pictures that show off his body, and it is better then ever! If you admire beautiful things, you admire Jake!

    He always looks good and this picture is smoldering hot. -CS

  5. All I can focus on in this picture is his armpit hair. I tried to see the smoldering eyes…. I did. But all I got was armpit hair. Sorry.

    For the love, woman!! -CS

  6. Unlike Chris Evans last week I’m not seeing the attraction with Jake I’m afraid.

    I also agree with One Date Wonder. Do something about the Pit Fuzz man.

    Oh and his head seems a little out of proportion to his body. (before you say, yes I know that I’m far from perfect!)

    But his body is so fine. Forget about his head and armpit hair! -CS

  7. I’ve never thought he was hot, but he’s a decent actor.

    How about his body? Do you think his body is hot? -CS

  8. Wow. I’ve dug Jake since Cider House Rules just b/c he’s a damn good actor, but I’ve never seen him so scantily clad. Lucky Reese, indeed, but she deserves it. I LOVE her!

    I don’t know how to break this to you, but Jake wasn’t in Cider House Rules. That was Toby Maguire. -CS

  9. It’s a little bit too thickcurlyhairy for me.

    Fine then. None for you. -CS

  10. Payne said: Oh and his head seems a little out of proportion to his body. (before you say, yes I know that I’m far from perfect!)

    CS said: But his body is so fine. Forget about his head and armpit hair!

    …Just another example of why the Headless Abercrombie Email Unscubscribe Boy would have been perfect as a “just the tipper”.

    Don’t forget to tune in next week! -CS

  11. Yummy. Thank you. I needed this today.

    I’m here for you. -CS

  12. Excellent, EXCELLENT choice. He’s hot like burning.

    He really is hot. -CS

  13. Oh he is a beautiful beautiful man. Mama likes!

    He really is a fine specimen. -CS

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