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Bore-dumb

Good lord this day is freaking d…r…a…g…g…i…n…g.  I’m doing my very best to not lay my head on my desk and fall asleep.  The only thing keeping me from doing this is the knowledge that I’d drool all over the desk and someone would see that.  Hello, embarrassing.

On top of the sleepiness I’m bored.  To tears.  Literally, to tears.  I’m yawning all over the place while I stare blankly at my computer screen and it makes my eyes water.  Ugh, let this day be over.

Entertain me people.  Dance!

4 Responses

  1. What are you wearing on the date?

    Same thing I work on my girl date with One Date Wonder. Blue top, gray hants, and hot shoes. He seemed to like the top as I caught him staring down it several times. 8O -CS

  2. i would enjoy a dance break during the work day. shake things up a little for sure. hope your night is incredibly less boring than the work day

    Night was much better than those last few hours at work. -CS

  3. I bet it’s dragging so much more because you have plans later.

    It could also be that it was a gorgeous day and I didn’t want to be staring at my computer. -CS

  4. Did you see me? I pulled out my old moves and did the moon walk.

    Best moon walk I’ve seen in ages! -CS

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