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Just the Tip Tuesday (04/08/08)

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Catherinette

This one’s going out to Tabbie.  (BT Dubs, Tabbie, you might want to hold off on reading any further if you’re at work.  You might need a minute or two to get a hold of yourself after seeing the pic.

Let’s all take this opportunity to feast our eyes on a very wet Matt Damon.

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9 Responses

  1. houstonsocialbutterfly, on April 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm Said:

    Hott hott hott!!!

    And wett. -CS

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  2. gnugs, on April 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm Said:

    yum

    Indeed. -CS

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  3. Red, on April 8th, 2008 at 8:55 pm Said:

    See, the fact that it’s shoulders up and he’s wearing a suit is nice. It leaves so much to the imagination. Good times :)

    Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if he left nothing to the imagination. -CS

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  4. Ginormous Boobs, on April 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm Said:

    You know that one time you were posting Just the Tip Tuesday..I was totally fucking Matt Damon.

    Thank you, Sarah Silverman. -CS

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  5. pistols at dawn, on April 8th, 2008 at 10:51 pm Said:

    Isn’t that from the Rainmaker? That movie felt like he was f-ing me out of $8.

    Never saw it because Claire Danes is in it and I hate her. -CS

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  6. step right up, on April 9th, 2008 at 12:12 am Said:

    It’s his smile that gets me every time. He hands down has the best smile ev-ah!

    It does kind of melt your panties, doesn’t it? -CS

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  7. let's do Tabbie! Tabbie tabbie bo babbie banana fana fo fabbie, on April 9th, 2008 at 12:22 am Said:

    This makes me so happy. Soooo Happy. mmmmmmmmmatt Damon.

    This is the gift I give to you. -CS

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  8. thenextfish, on April 9th, 2008 at 12:29 am Said:

    He is one gorgeous, gorgeous man.

    But it makes me uncomfortable the way that you keep objectifying my boyfriends like this.

    You might feel bad about it but he totally likes it. -CS

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  9. the princess, on April 9th, 2008 at 2:28 am Said:

    that’s a nice one!

    He sure is pretty! -CS

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