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No, I was not the defendent in a stalking case. He promised that he liked it when I parked my car outside his house and followed him around all over the place. He even told the cops that when they offered to take me away.
Yesterday (after 6 freaking months) was the trial date for my [...]
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This one’s going out to Tabbie. (BT Dubs, Tabbie, you might want to hold off on reading any further if you’re at work. You might need a minute or two to get a hold of yourself after seeing the pic.
Let’s all take this opportunity to feast our eyes on a very wet Matt Damon.
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“I’m Burning Inside to Touch You, Baby.”
If anyone ever says that line to you, it most likely means they have the clap. Proceed with caution.
Thank you and have a pleasant and polite day.
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