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Consider Yourself Warned

I’ve been inspired after reading this little gem of an article about Herman Flores who sold his sister for drugs.  I don’t do drugs, never been my thing.  But there are a few things out there that are getting expensive.
Sister, you might be sold for gasoline and or cocktails.  Pack a bag because you never [...]

An Important Question for All Humanity

Why on God’s green earth do people find Jessica Alba attractive? 

Why?  Okay, so she has a nice body, but has anyone bothered to look at her face?  Anyone?  How about those fu-trocious (f’ing atrocious) highlights in her hair?  Here’s a tip for the people with the dark hair: beware of highlights.  There comes a point [...]

Who Knew?

How strange that match doesn’t include this in it’s slogan: Where fatties with double chins find love.  My profile has been up for a whopping 3 hours and has been viewed a few times.  Here’s something they all have in common: a nice double chin and a face that might give me nightmares.
What have I [...]