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    • No, My Daddy is NOT a Baker, nor is He a Thief
      We have all heard them, those cheesy ass lines that make us want to vomit right on the feet of the person delivering them.  There are some “classic ones” Is your daddy a thief?  Because he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes. Or Is your daddy a baker?  Because your buns are [...]
    • Dating a Dud
      This afternoon we had 50 new employees start at Investments r Us.  Back in the day, I used to manage the new classes.  Typically it was a good time.  I enjoyed interacting with all the new kids, there was a ton of gossip, AND I also took it as an opportunity to stake my claim [...]
    • Kate Gosselin is The Devil
      A few days ago, I wrote a Twitter about Kate Gosselin: Dear Kate Gosselin, your hair is a crime against humanity. Also, your 15 minutes are up. A few minutes later, I received a tweet from one of my fellow Twolia bloggers, Deanna who wanted to defend Kate’s “honor”.  She challenged me to a duel.  How on earth could [...]
    • How Not to Gain 1 Billion Pounds Over the Holiday
      It starts with Halloween and ends with New Year’s.  The time of year when we all find any excuse to pack on the pounds and blame it on the holidays.  This year, I’m doing something different: I’m going to join forces with the ladies of Operation Muffin Top(ple) to attempt to keep my weight in [...]
    • Dot Com Dating
      When I was 16 years old, I met a cute boy at a college fair. Polo Boy was a Junior at a local high school, he played water polo, he volunteered at his church, he was funny, he was dreamy, and most importantly, he was interested in me. On the day we met, way back [...]

High Five!

Posted on April 3, 2008 by Catherinette

This one goes out to Cinnkitty!  Thanks to her, my profile is up and ready!!
Oh, and I came up with a kick ass user name, which is. . .none of your business.  I totally know you’d all start stalking me and showing all your friends, and blah, blah, blah.  My life is not here for [...]

Filed under: awesome, kick ass | 7 Comments »

The Journey Begins

Posted on April 3, 2008 by Catherinette

I’m doing it, I’m taking the plunge and signing up with match.com.  There are 4 driving factors that have led me to this decision:

Someone out there thinks that I’m so magical and special that they’re giving me 3 months free.

I enjoy pain and suffering.

You need more reasons to laugh at me.

Mayhaps this could lead to nudity [...]

Filed under: 30's, dating, single | 25 Comments »