This One Goes Out to Claude

Let’s all take a moment to wish Claude good luck this evening.  A certain young stalker of his is about to get kicked to the curb. 
Have fun breaking up with him after 2 dates!!  He’ll probably melt down and want to talk about his feelings and tell you all about the plans that he had [...]

Funny Times with Disney

The following exchange took place between 9:37 and 9:38 EST this morning.
Disney: I hate it when you’re like this.
CS: Pardon?
Disney: You know what I’m talking about.
CS: Umm. . .what?
Disney: I don’t like it when you’re this way.
CS: How’s that?  Clever and charming?
Disney: Clothed.
I nearly spewed my coffee all over the HR person walking in my [...]

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

And by “forum” I mean “my sister’s house”.  The neighborhood fire station is on the way to my sister’s house.  Passing the station is always a good time, mainly because I have a special place in my “heart” for firemen.  They are hot and I want them to put my fire out with their “hoses”.  [...]

Tantalizing Tuesday

I have the hottest plans in Baltimore.  Tonight, I’m hitting one of the hottest spots in town.  People go here to see and be seen.  That’s right, Wegmans.  Time to restock the fridge.  If you plan on going to stalk me tonight, don’t make a scene if you see me.