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Just the Tip (04/01/08)

Posted on April 1, 2008 by Catherinette

Welcome to a very special edition of Just the Tip Tuesday.  Today we post the first hotty of the April month.  Ladies (and boys who like boys), he is mine so step off.  Sweet, sweet Blair Underwood.  Mama has had a crush on him since way back when.

He’s sizzling hot in every single thing he’s in.  Even when he played that creepy child molester in Just Cause (great movie).  Hot.  I would like to have.

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12 Responses

  1. Ginormous Boobs, on April 1st, 2008 at 6:54 pm Said:

    He’s a pretty, pretty man.

    Bu I don’t play around with tips that other ladies have already called. It just ain’t right.

    I will step off…he’s all yours, Mama.

    I hear there are other tips in the sea…though that sounds kind of nasty and I just imagine the tips floating around like buoys.

    What if I were to claim all the tips in the sea? What would you do? -CS

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  2. Red, on April 1st, 2008 at 8:29 pm Said:

    Ah, Blair on SATC…

    You know what? I’m so stupid. I stared at your comment for about 5 minutes and totally blanked. I was thinking it was “Sex in the City”, not “Sex and the City”. DERR!! -CS

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  3. Ginormous Boobs, on April 1st, 2008 at 8:49 pm Said:

    I would move on to the clams of course!

    Please help yourself to my share. -CS

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  4. tabbie, on April 1st, 2008 at 9:41 pm Said:

    meh.

    Okay, next week’s is going to be just for you. I’m going to email you in the next few days to find out about who you’d like to see. No one with freaky hair or eyes or ones that are just meh. It’s for you, Tabbie, just for you. -CS

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  5. Baroness von Bloggenschtern, on April 1st, 2008 at 10:09 pm Said:

    When Mr. Underwood looks right at me and speaks to me telepathically through my tv screen, he tells me that he would want to be shared, not hoarded.

    I’m in full agreement here. And we really should honor his request.

    Dibs.

    Fine, I will share with you. Only I get to go first. -CS

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  6. tabbie, on April 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 am Said:

    Yay! I’ll go through my awesome hot hottie list in my head right now and then excuse myself to use the ladies room and then I’ll be ready.

    I can’t wait to see it! Hope you can excuse yourself from your “thinking” and get back to me. -CS

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  7. Ginormous Boobs, on April 2nd, 2008 at 4:23 am Said:

    Go for old school Val Kilmer. She leaves a wet spot every time she thinks about him

    He was mighty hot back in the day. Mmm. . .especially in “Willow”. So hot! -CS

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  8. the princess, on April 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 am Said:

    oh yes. yummy yummy. I also think we should share him.

    Wait, are you referring to Val or to Blair?

    Hmm. . .what’s up with guys having girls’ names? -CS

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  9. the princess, on April 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 am Said:

    ok so now i’m thinking of my hottie list as well. that’s nice…

    And. . .?? -CS

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  10. Simple Mindz, on April 2nd, 2008 at 6:52 am Said:

    Yummy.

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  11. Lady Jaye, on April 2nd, 2008 at 6:52 am Said:

    Oh dear Mr. Underwood…damn what I wouldn’t do to that man. I am completely smitten. I love him on Dirty Sexy Money. Yum!

    That show is so freaking good! He totally adds that little extra something-something to it. -CS

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  12. SinCity, on April 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 am Said:

    Yeah, he don’t do it for me. He was totally sexy in SATC, but I never wanted to jump him…

    I think it’s cuz I’m still hung up on Matthew…

    Fine, more for me.

    Matthew? -CS

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