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    • Looking for that Open Door
      They say when one door closes another one opens.  Seems like the door has been closed on this blog, and most of the other Twolia blogs.  Those of us that have been writing for Twolia for awhile are pretty bummed out.  It was a good gig and it was fun to be a part of [...]
    • If You Want My Body, And You Think I’m Sexy, Come On Baby Let Me Know
      Oh, mom, you’re so special… Yesterday I took the day off of work to head up to New York with some friends for the day. Nothing quite like playing hookey from work in the middle of the week to take a road trip. While I was there I got a voicemail message from my sister: Here [...]
    • You Know Who Is Awesome? Me. You Know Who Is Not? Claude.
      First of all, what the hell is up with this tiny font?  Seriously, WTF.  Stupid Mondays, I blame it on you. Second, this morning I received some super awesome news: one of my photographs is being used by BBC News on their UK site.  The only thing that super stinks is that the page is only [...]
    • A Kiss is Still a Kiss
      This happened 2 years ago yesterday, but it still brings a smile to my face.  Yeah, he turned out to be a total douche bag from hell, but whatever.  What makes him a douche bag from hell?  Easy: He was dating someone when we knocked boots over the summer - though he claimed that he was still single. The [...]
    • An Important Reminder this Holiday Season
      This one goes out to those of you that live in any city where the temperature will drop below 70 degrees.  I’d like to take this opportunity that we are nearing a time of year that I like to call “winter.”  In these here parts something crazy starts to happen: it gets cold and we [...]

What Should I Get??

Posted on April 30, 2008 by Catherinette

I’m ordering a new ipod and they’re giving me the option of engraving stuff on the back.  What do you think I should engrave on it??
I’m leaving this to you, people. 
Best suggestion gets engraved on the ipod and the submitter wins an autographed picture of Catherinette’s Cleavage.

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Protected: Girls on Film

Posted on April 30, 2008 by Catherinette

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Protected: Just What I Always Wanted

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Catherinette

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You Must Be This Tall to Ride

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Catherinette

6 Flags and I are going on a second date at some point this week.  Why is he called 6 Flags?  I’m glad you asked.  There are 2 reasons for this:

I counted at least 6 red flags on our first date. (He hasn’t seen his parents for 4 years, he talked badly about his brother, [...]

Filed under: cleavage, dating, single | 8 Comments »

Just the Tip Tuesday (04/29/08)

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Catherinette

Today’s the last Tuesday in April.  As a special farewell to April, I bring you the nameless body of some hot young Abercrombie model.

Let’s not worry about his face.  Nor the fact that the kid is probably like 17 years old.  Instead, let’s just focus on his hot body and the fact that he’s pulling [...]

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Protected: Further Proof That I’m 12 (Continued)

Posted on April 28, 2008 by Catherinette

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What the F??

Posted on April 28, 2008 by Catherinette

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is up with facebook right now??  I’ve been trying to log onto my account for about 45 minutes and facebook “is not responding”!  Come on now!  I have flair to send and messages to freaking respond to.  This is making me want to rage in silence.
And [...]

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Fun Work Conversations

Posted on April 28, 2008 by Catherinette

I’m totally on a roll with this whole acting-like-a-12-year-old thing.  Witness my conversation with Lit’l Smokey and friends just minutes ago.

Lit’l Smokey: [Referring to a candy bar he gave me] I gave it to her.
Me: And it took me a week’s worth of antibiotics to get rid of it.
Foxy: How’s Baby Tramp?
Me: She still has [...]

Filed under: Foxy Luv, Lit'l Smokey, conversations, funny, good times | 7 Comments »

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