In just a few hours I’m off to the land of sunshine and old people. Though you’ll all be left behind to suffer in this cold freaking ass weather (except for those of you that live in warmer climates), I didn’t want to leave you hanging on Just the Tip Tuesday. Notice it’s the crack of dawn and I woke up just a few minutes early to make sure you had your posting. You mean that much to me.
Let’s all take some time to admire a Baltimore local boy: Edward Norton.
Soon you’ll all be able to enjoy him in “The Incredible Hulk”. I highly doubt, however, that his body will be as smoking hot as it was in “American History X”. Holy Mary mother of the tiny sweet baby Jesus! His body was so hot that it should have been illegal.
Filed under: Baltimore, just the tip
You really are a philanthropist. Have a great holiday!
I do it all for you. -CS
He’s hot…he’s a local guy – which I love.
But I can’t get past that he was with Courtney Love. It’s gross. I can only imagine the strains of VD he was exposed to during his time with her. I mean, her vagine is so toxic his whole pecker might have been burned off.
Like, I saw this James Bond movie once where he had this super spy pen that sprayed corrosive acid. And he used it to eat through the metal bars of a little prison cell he was in. I think her vagine is like that super spy pen.
I will bet, even after all these years, he still smells faintly of the clap and pink grapefruit as a result of being with her.
Why must you ruin it for all of us, Foxy? Why?? -CS
Edward Norton is SO freakin’ hot. I suffered through The Painted Veil just to look at him. I watch the Illusionist repeatedly. He made American History X bearable (I’m not a fan of violence). He just makes me so hot!
But The Painted Veil was so freaking good! I loved that movie.
Here’s a bad movie for you (that has nothing to do with Eddie Norton): Hitman. I watched it on my flight down to Florida today. Christ, what a piece of crap. It included such lines as:
“You don’t want to fuck me and you don’t want to kill me. I’ve never experienced such indifference.”
and
“I need some sleep. Eat your sandwich.”
They should shoot the screenwriter. Why on earth would anyone ever think that’s a good script?? -CS
Oh boy. I like this one…it’s like they rolled a nerd and a badass into one body.
And what a body it is.
And it’s a hot body that I long to see walking the streets of Baltimore so I can jump on him and lick him. -CS
I like this one! It’s like they rolled up a nerd and a badass into one body….
and what a body it is!
You must really like him because this is the 2nd time you said this. -CS
Enjoy your trip!
It’s 65 and sunny. So far so good! -CS
Are you coming down here?? Sunshine and old people can either mean Florida or Arizona. If you’re coming anywhere near South Florida email me (widelawns@gmail). I can tell you where all the best early bird specials are and where to find the meanest rich white people so you can really make the most of your vacation time. Have a fun and safe trip.
Guess what? I’m here now! In Tampa. It’s fabulous. How far are you from here? -CS
Strange, but I have not agreed with your Just The Tip choices for a few weeks now.
Would you agree with me if I chose this person instead? -CS
Humm I would have to agree with American History X I think that is why I bought it
Holy, hot body, Batman. He totally wanted me in that movie. I could see it in his eyes. -CS
He’s one of those guys that grows on you kinda like a guy friend that suddenly one day you figure out that you are attracted to.
He was definitely the hottness in American History X. One of my favs.
Mama likey! If he was my friend I would slip a rophy in his drink and take advantage of him. -CS
Yes, yes, and some more yes.
How about yes, yes, and even more yes?? -CS
I never thought I’d be hot for a Nazi/Murderer/Hate Crime Committer until AHX. Not so bad in Fight Club either. But the Brad Pitt Factor sorta eclipses Ed.
Gonna have to disagree with you on this one, E (which is how I will refer to you from here on out). Not a fan of the Brad Pitt-he skeeves me out. He’s all yours. I’ll stick with Eddie Norton. -CS
Ok–I give, he skeeves me out too, but only post-Jen. Current Brad, the I-know-he-has-major-BO-Brangelina is now un-hot. But Fight Club, 12 Monkeys Brad is still hot to me.
Ugh, he’s yours. All yours. His pock-marked face makes me want to hurl and die. -CS