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The Plague

Posted on March 22, 2008 by Catherinette

How awful it must have been to live in a time when your family and friends were dying around you because of the plague.  How scary, and awful to worry about whether or not you were going to make it.  These are the thoughts I’ve been having today as I’ve been trying not to die in my bed today.  I’ve been trapped in my house all day with the plague.  God I hate being sick-especially when it causes the waste of a perfectly good vacation day.  Instead of wandering around all over town, doing some shopping, and lollygagging, I’ve been in bed all day praying to die.  Stupid plague!

After waking up at 1:00 in the afternoon, I started watching Dexter on Netflix.  Anyone happen to notice during the opening credits of the show that he starts shaving, and then 30 seconds later he’s all scruffy??  What the hell??  P.S. The show is so predictable, I totally know who the ice truck killer is. 

Gotta go, now I have to go back to wishing I was dead.  And wishing I had some ice cream.  Anyone want to go pick up a pint of ice cream and bring it over?  And some peeps?

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11 Responses

  1. Twinboysmama, on March 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 am Said:

    I am sorry you are sick. My boys have been sick and well, it’s just been gross. Hopefully you have obtained wonderful drugs. If not, take two peeps and call me in the morning.

    I laughed so hard when I ready your “take two peeps and call me in the morning.” Good one! -CS

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  2. tabbie, on March 22nd, 2008 at 4:17 am Said:

    I will totally bring you what you want. Where are ya?

    Other side of the country. I waited at the airport for you for almost 7 hours. What the hell happened to your plane? -CS

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  3. the princess, on March 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 am Said:

    wish i could bring you some icecream. feel better. is someone cooking turkey or ham for you this weekend? that would be nice

    No turkey, and no ham. My sister is in charge of dinner tomorrow night. Not sure what’s on the menu-except for the peeptinis that I’ll be making. -CS

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  4. Jenna, on March 22nd, 2008 at 4:52 am Said:

    Ugh. Maybe that’s why you’re so sick in the first place; I’m pretty sure Peeps are carriers of the plague…

    Crap, wish I’d known that. I’m surprised I’ve never read that anywhere. Wonder what other infectious diseases they carry. . .? -CS

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  5. SinCity, on March 22nd, 2008 at 6:39 am Said:

    Hunny, I’m sorry you’re sick! That totally sucks. I feel your pain, every long weekend since Thanksgiving (including turkey day, xmas, new years, mlk day and prezzy’s day) I was sick.

    Bastard germs.

    You know what I was thinking? You should invent peep icecream!!!!

    Hope you feel better soon!!

    Oh peep ice cream would be so wonderful! With chocolate ice cream, a fudge swirl, and some pecans. Mmm. . .peep ice cream. -CS

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  6. SinCity, on March 22nd, 2008 at 6:40 am Said:

    Oh oh and I forgot!

    I HEART Dexter! But his sister? she has GOT to go!

    She freaking sucks. Everytime she’s on she creeps me out. I’ll never forget her as Emily Rose in that freaky ass movie. -CS

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  7. Mr. Fabulous, on March 22nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm Said:

    I can’t risk bringing you anything. What if I get sick?

    It’s all about me, you know!

    You could just leave it on the doorstep. -CS

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  8. pistols at dawn, on March 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm Said:

    I hear peeps also cause social diseases. Looks like your Saturday night just got a little emptier…

    Damn it. Wish I read this before I posted my 2 Saturday night posts. -CS

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  9. Write Procrastinator, on April 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm Said:

    Of course this brings up Gabriel García Márquez’s long awaited sequel, “Love In The Time Peep-lera.”

    It’s a moving story. One that revolves about Tom Peeper the Peeping Tom. -CS

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  10. Write Procrastinator, on April 4th, 2008 at 4:24 am Said:

    Heh-heh-heh…

    I take this to mean that you are amused. -CS

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  11. Write Procrastinator, on April 6th, 2008 at 12:48 am Said:

    “I take this to mean that you are amused.”

    Absolutely.

    Success! -CS

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