For Me to Poop On

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is funny to me.  His strange little accent, his sarcasm, his sharp wit, and that fact that everything is perfect. . .for him to poop on.  Such as those 7 diamond hookers that Spitzer was interested in.
What, exactly, does a 7 diamond hooker do that a 1 diamond hooker won’t?  [...]