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Just the Tip Tuesday (03/11/08)

Happy Tuesday!  We’re back for another installment of Just the Tip Tuesdays!  Today’s feature is young, but of age.  You can catch him in the new Indiana Jones movie, or pop Transformers into your DVD player.

I present to you, Shia LaBeouf.  Mmm. . .hot!

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13 Responses

  1. It’ll be a very sad day when you run out of these… But until then, YUM!

    You needn’t worry, as long as their are Tuesdays in our future, I will find candidates. -CS

  2. Ehhh…he’s okay. I would like to request that he wash the dirt off of his face. Oh wait, is that facial hair? My bad. Off to wash my laundry on Ryan Reynolds’ abs now. Ta ta.:)

    Typically, I hate the facial hair, but I think it looks pretty good on him. Plus he has super dreamy eyes. -CS

  3. Yet another fantastic reason to see the new Indiana Jones movie indeed. And the boyfriend will think I’m just being sensitive to his need to see ‘Manly Movies’. HA! ; )

    Thank you makers of Indiana Jones! -CS

  4. Are you sure? He looks about 14 to me…

    Honey, I’ve never seen a 14 year old that looked like that. He’s 21. I checked before posting it just to make sure I wasn’t doing anything illegal. -CS

  5. I could never love someone whose last name sounds like it means “The Beef” in French. Then again, that’s probably a prime reason for you to like him.

    I’d love him even more if his last name was Lesausage or Lepeen. -CS

  6. Seriously, I’d break my younger man rule for this one and his tip.

    As would I. No, wait, I don’t have a younger man rule. -CS

  7. Doesn’t do anything for me. Sorry. But more for you, right?

    I don’t like to share my men so it’s just as well. -CS

  8. Eh. I’m with Step Right Up.

    You two can go off and find your own candidate then. Just be that way! Proper! -CS

  9. Meh, he’s ok.

    His surname name sounds like me on a Friday night after too much tequila.

    You were beefy? -CS

  10. I think it’s very cute that he’s been trying to be “Bad” to make his image more edgy… hee..hee..hee… Poor Shia…he’s too cute and he doesn’t even realize how MANY women lust after him. tsk..tsk… a waste right there.. maybe we should all go out there and flash our boobies at him. that might get his attention. :)

    You really think he doesn’t know? That boy is going to pull so much ass once the new Indiana Jones movie comes out. He’s not going to know what to do with himself. He might even have to get his peen insured. -CS

  11. No, no, NO!!

    Okay, he’s done some growing up but I just recently saw him in the Disney movie “Holes” so all I can see when I look at him is a little boy. Ick.

    Tee hee! You said “holes”! -CS

  12. Well, I saw it coming in Holes. He was gonna be the next big thing. I thought that with River Phoenix, too.

    I am with Newmie on Ryan’s abs. And I saw the pic with his luscious bum in it too. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    That Ryan Reynolds is a stone cold fox. He really is. Mama likey. -CS

  13. Younger boys do it better. SOMEtimes.

    Sometimes they do and other times they Larry Byrd it (as Muffy would say). Two pumps and a shoot. -CS

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