Any Guesses?
Posted on February 28, 2008 by Catherinette
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Is it the guy in the photo from your last post? Don’t forget to shave your legs!
Don’t I only wish. While it’s not Ryan Reynolds, I am happy to report that it is someone that makes me a little weak in the knees. -CS
One up him…promise a sexy illegal you’ll marry him and use him to rebuke spiral boy….I now refer to him as spiral boy.
Do you call him spiral boy because he makes me go in a downward spiral? -CS
Wow. You know we almost never notice new outfits, right? Bras, however, are money well spent.
Well, I said I didn’t get any of those things, right? He gets nothing and he’ll like it that way. -CS
Go Mustang Sally Go.
Oh, I’m “going” all right. I’m “going” to be ignored and “going” home alone. -CS
Oh I don’t know, Matt Damon?
It’s Notebook, baby! Check out the Cast of Characters page and you’ll find out more.
He’s so dreamy. -CS
Mike stole my answer! Ride, Sally, ride!
I’m totally going to ride. . .in my car home alone. -CS
who ever he is, sounds like he’s in for a hell of a date!
Don’t I only wish. You see, it’s not a date because our other friends are going. I’ll simply pretend it’s a date and ignore all our friends and the wonder why he rejects my advances. Well, really why he’s not taking the hint that I’m flirting with him. -CS
Shucks.
I was hoping you were going to say this guy:
http://www.flowerseast.com/Originals/PYKE/32224.jpg
And I was hoping there’d be some sort of steamy story the next day.
*sigh*
Thanks for that. I’m now going to have nightmares about Mr. Jacked Teeth trying to kiss me. Gross. -CS
Just make sure your legs are shaved this time. I don’t want you missing any more opportunities
If only it were that simple. Sadly, that’s not how things work.
The odds of us hooking up are directly related to how hairy my legs are. The odds vastly increase if my legs are not shaved.
Shaved legs = no hook up.
It’s a tragedy. -CS
Shaved legs = no hook up.
You can be married and this is still the equation, I hate to break it to you. It’s like some kind of Murphy’s Law of Being a Woman.
It’s just like your odds of hooking up increase if you have your period, your house is a mess, and/or you are wearing awful underwear. Damn it. -CS
Well you could always do when my friend John’s ex girlfriend did. Just show up in a raincoat and nothing else. It worked for her.
I would consider that if we weren’t meeting up at happy hour with 4 other people. Though I’m sure that my other friends would probably show more interest than Notebook would. -CS
I used to go on dates and purposely not shave my legs so I would behave.
Unfortunately, there were some smooth talkers out there. I’m probably referred to in their blogs as the girl with ginormous breasts and stubbly legs.
I don’t do that anymore. If anything, I’m over prepared now.
That plan still works for me. I’m very good at talking myself out of full nudity if my legs are stubbly. -CS
so let us know how it went with him …
You know I will! In fact, I could probably do it now. The evening will go like this:
We meet up at happy hour and I get a hug. Then he buys me a drink, and all the rest of our friends show up. We talk and I try to control my slobbering. I have another drink and so does everyone else. Then at 7:30 he announces that he’s meeting up with some other friends and leaves. I go home and blog about it.
And there you have it! -CS