It’s my favorite time of year: award season. All of the wonderful awards shows are coming, with the culmination at the end of February with the Oscars. Oh how I love to watch all the hubbub (I can’t believe I actually used that word) and see what everyone is wearing on the red carpet. But who needs that crap when they can have this:
That’s right, bitches, mama got her first award for 2008, thanks to my secret lover, Pistols at Dawn. What makes me even happier is the fact that he granted the award to be because I leave him thinking about my rack. That is the power of the great Catherinette Singleton Rack: people that have never seen want to touch it. Imagine the power it holds once you have actually seen it!
Now it’s my pleasure to bestow this extremely prestigious blogging award to 5 other magical and festive bloggers. Here goes.
-
The Idea of Progress: because he makes me think dirty thoughts AND because he shares my addiction to facebook. Go, facebook!
-
Cinnkitty at Pink Piddy Paws: she’s amusing to me and know one can tell stories about crack whores like she can.
-
Misstress M: hello, just visit her on Naughty Tuesdays and you’ll see why.
-
Mister Underhill: because he makes me think. . .about his peen.
-
Finally, I’m going to have to send it right back to Pistols at Dawn. I’m sure this is totally against the rules, but look at my face-this is me not caring about the stinking rules. Just read this entry. I had tears streaming down my face when I read it. Hilarious.
They like me, they really like me!
No you have do strip naked and dance. -CS
Oooooo…okay.. okay.. you DO love me.
You are forgiven for the memo tag… heh..heh…
Thank you! -CS
I’ve got to say, even in imagined form, that rack is spectacular. Spec-rackular, if you will.
And thank you so much for this award! This may be the first time I’ve ever made a woman cry and she was happy about it.
It’s pretty smokin, I’m not going to lie to you. Maybe I’ll have to post a picture. I just have to find one first. -CS
You hold the ‘Rack of Infinite Wisdom’!
Don’t get too excited, I stole that from Family Guy. I’m pretty sure the Singleton rack outdoes the Angelina Jolie rack any day though. Emaciated beast she is.
I’d love to see a spawn that Pistols and you would produce. It would be born with a Rack Of Win like its mom and flesh-cutting retorts like its dad. Here’s hoping it’s a girl though. Tremendous ta-tas on a boy is never attractive…
Ugh, she’s gross. I know she’s supposed to be the sexiest woman in the world and blah, blah, blah, but she totally creeps me out. She kind of looks like a corpse to me.
Could you imagine this small love child? It surely would take over the world! -CS
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh would you look at that!
Go you!! -CS
haha.
now I’ve gotta go check all of them out…work, work, work. Ok. I love it.
It’s important to avoid work at all costs. -CS
Congrats to your first and many more.
Thank you ever so much.
-CS
Is this supposed to be a Thinking Blogger award or a Titty Blogger Award?
BWAHAHAHA!! Can it be both? -CS
Hey sexy! you have a lot of cool blogs linked to your site. I have been snooping….and well….I plan on stealing few of your fans. you are willing to share….right?
Of course I’ll share! My links are your links. Enjoy! -CS